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THE MAY - DECEMBER RELATIONSHIP

February 29, 2008

The May-December relationship has its share of advocates, mostly those who are involved in a May-December relationship. Nevertheless, it is important look at it from all angles, so to speak – therefore here we go with the highs and lows from the specific participants point of view (POV). (FYI: May denotes the younger person, and December the older, when it comes to age for those not in the know.)

May Men - December Women
POV of the May Man:
She has experience, which is a big plus. 
She probably has a few bucks, which is a bigger plus.
She can make a decision, still an even bigger plus.
Dinner out will be more then pizza and a six-pack.
Dinner in will be just like pizza and a six-pack.

POV of the December Woman:
He is young, fit, and looks good in tight jeans.
He doesn’t have wrinkles.
He will do pretty much anything you ask.
He can go forever.
When you tell people he’s your date, not your son, they will froth at the mouth with envy.

May Women - December Men
POV of the May Woman:
He is rich.
He will tire early, and fall asleep.
Anything you do in bed will seem like ecstasy to him.
All his friends will want you, and make offers on the side.
He will pay off your college loans.

POV of the December Man:
You are hot.
You have no wrinkles.
When his friends find out you’re not his daughter, they will froth at the mouth with envy.
You can go forever, which is really not that long from his perspective, and reality.
He’ll have great video’s to show after you have dumped him.